Thanks. I do appreciate it.

True, but it is far more serious a film than what's been advertised, which is all I wanted to emphasize.

Here's the list of where it's set to open and when: http://sheiscolossal.com/sc…

And that colleague's name? Gene Shalit. And now you know, the rest of the story.

To be fair, if you're a kid and you want an action figure of any human character in a Godzilla film, Japanese or American, there's something a bit off there.

Americans are very prudish about sexuality and only the most bloody of violence.

I agree that it'll still work. I guess I just really liked going in solely based off of the trailer and basic premise and not knowing that Sudeikis' character was super dark, as it played with my expectations and made it that much more surprising.

Good choice, as even the fucking headline is somewhat spoilery.

For me, the only reason I engaged with him was to see how long it'd take for him to realize that you're not going to outrage me and I'm only talking in fun nonsense. I mean, when you start a conversation with his opening post, there's no actual real debate happening and I'd rather follow his not so fun nonsense with…

Awww, I actually feel a bit sad that they deleted his comments. I was having a glorious session of absurdity and now people will have even less context for what I'm talking about.

It's kind of a double edged sword. On the one hand, if you don't care for how the film's sold as, then knowing there's more to it than that. On the other hand, knowing precisely what it's all about does take away some of the power of the film as what it's really about creeps up on you.

While alcoholism is there as a theme, I think it has quite a bit more to deal with using the monsters as a metaphor for an abusive relationship. In that way, I saw a lot that really spoke out to what I've read and it had a real element of truth to it.

You speak only of video gaming. That's the type of gaming which will rot your head to the core. And yes, Super Nintendo was the peak of this. It's a well known fact that all consoles past that are actually figments of Sony and Microsoft's collective imagination to try and stay relevant. But in real world terms, it's…

My friend, you just don't get it. Nintendo has been played out. It's the laughingstock of the entire world. Mario and Luigi are actually standing on the docket lines, waiting for their unemployment checks to make it through their sad world of pipes and castles. No, air hockey are where it's at for settling the debates…

Seriously? I'm trying to warn you of the threat that Xavier Bettel poses and you claim that I'm just being snarky? Don't be surprised when the hidden supply of Stormtroopers comes marching into your home, picks you up, and straps you in to see a marathon of the greatest films ever made about Luxembourg, which really…

No pretending, my friend, I am a man of my word. I'm going to now have to challenge you to an air hockey duel for daring to doubt the integrity of my comments. I am a man of truth, for lies keep you in a cold dark place while the truth will have you singing with the choir.

I'll have you know that my inflatable doll Carlotta is quite real ever since a white magic spell was cast on it. I will have no aspersions cast on my dear Carlotta, not a one!

Actually, blame Xavier Bettel, current Prime Minister of Luxembourg. It turns out that he is truly the cause of all the world's problems. Never can trust the tiny microscopic countries!

Oh, most certainly. I actually am about to start a religion based on you. It's called G.R.O.S.S., all about keeping the icky women from playing with us. It's going to be quite the smash.

I'm actually writing this in my oven. It's a bit toasty right now, but hey, killer tan!