#TheyH8UsCuzTheyDidntPayForTheAnus

Yes, and everyone (correctly) blasted Brian Kelly for saying that Deshone Kizer wasn’t ready for the NFL... the point is not that the coach is wrong, it’s that they shouldn’t be publicly denigrating someone who played for them. Particularly when that player is just trying to make some money after having played for…

“It’s obviously literally every other person on the planet that has something wrong with them, not me!”

I would say Mike Brown could definitely be the owner stupid enough to give him evidence. I’m not 100% positive he knows how to send an email, but the fact that it could save him 49 cents on a stamp tells me that yes, he probably does.

That has to be tough for Big Ben to realize that Antonio Brown doesn’t like him, to go along with everyone else on the planet except for maybe Trump.

Well duh, Trevor, if you call your charity campaign “69 Days of Giving” and only give to 68 charities, of course the only way that can be interpreted is thoroughly NOT “Nice.”

I am officially renting a time machine and going back to 1989 to convince that guy to actually move them to St. Louis. (And I hate St. Louis, but I assume there they would never get successful because WE’RE A BASEBALL TOWN Y’ALL!)

Isn’t Greta van Fleet an experiment for how Drew’s “Appetite for Destruction” release would be received? Their music sounds exactly like Led Zeppelin, only not nearly as good, and they are experiencing some success because apparently there are millennials out there who have never heard this type of music before. So…

So based on this curve, you get three years of an MVP player in their prime and three more of a well-above-average player. Here’s the thing: sluggers like Harper and Machado have a different aging curve. It’s tough for a player that relies on speed to stay ahead of the curve, but those two will be able to do what they…

Only time I’ve done this was at a fancy steakhouse. I ordered that baby medium rare and there wasn’t so much a hint of pink. I was not enjoying the NY strip I paid $50 for, and even though I am completely non-confrontational I didn’t even feel the slightest bit guilty asking for a new cut of meat.

I am quite certain you could go on a killing spree through an orphanage and it couldn’t possibly cause Mike Brown’s reputation in cincinnati to drop any lower. 

As a Bengals fan, I just wish he’d be Sean McVay...

I really was hoping you were going to have resurrected Drew do the thumbs dance, but still, A+ work.

Seriously, there are exactly two teams that sat there this offseason and thought “Hey, I could sign some players that could make my team better, or I could also trade for some players that could make my team better, let’s try to do those two things because winning is better than losing!” and it’s the frickin’ Reds and…

This guy should have probably just been flattered that someone thought he was a big enough deal to take a picture with.

Where I work, there seems to be a stigma about leaving early, even if you arrive early. Which sucks. If you get in at 7am and leave at 4:30pm, people who get in at 9am and leave at 5pm give you “the look.” Doesn’t stop me from doing it, however!

I don’t know much about McCoy, but given his 5-star, top-10 status I have to assume he will be an NFL prospect. Instead of being able to sign on the dotted line right now for a contract to play professional football, he is being forced to go to college for three years and play for nothing - sorry, I mean an…

When you say “the guy who’s always diving like an asshole” can you narrow that down a bit further? I already knew we were talking about a soccer player.

A lot of sociopaths can be very charming when you first meet them.

RAY LEWIS OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE IN A DOUBLE HOMICIDE CASE... you don’t hear that one enough