After reading this, I am now questioning everything I ever thought I learned from Malcom Gladwell. I am now convinced that:

In any job, try explaining to your supervisor that you should be excused from performing your job to the optimal level “because you are hungover.” LOL

How was Nelson at #6 a reach? He’s an interior lineman yeah, but he was widely regarded as a top-5 player and the most sure-fire prospect in the draft.

If Adam Silver banned the Warriors from the playoffs for this year, you are absolutely right that the Celtics would win Boston another title. And even worse than that is the fact that every Boston fan will try to claim that there is absolutely no asterisk by it at all and that anyone who claims otherwise is just a…

Those coin toss stats are great to keep in mind for anyone who thinks it’s a good idea to go to a casino, bet on black or red for roulette, and continue to double the bet if they lose.

Goddamit I spent the time reading the upside-down text before realizing you had it right-side-up later in the article...

Never settle for the Browns. Unless you’re Gregg Williams and have a written offer from every NFL team to be their head coach, in which case DEFINITELY choose the Browns.

I feel so bad for Coach K that he won’t have 2-3 more years to milk their unpaid labor into championships and gaudy contract extensions mold these young boys into men.

No, Ticketmaster has not tried to combat it. Turns out they have actively encouraged this type of behavior because they make a cut on both the initial sale and the resell. They are in court right now, answering to that.

I bet this makes Bears fans feel great about the amount of draft capital they invested in Mitch Trubisky...

Shit, they had to fire their coach right before the stretch run of the season? Any analysis of what this will do to their College Football Playoff chances??

Gurley’s decision to go down before scoring a touchdown caused me to win my fantasy matchup! Say, anyone else have any stories about their fantasy football team?

Very smart of the Bengals not to argue that they just didn’t need him on defense.

Hard to separate the two, but Joe Flacco the person is so boring he makes Joe Flacco the athlete look like Mahommes.

Home Run Inn rules. This taste test is declared invalid.

So the Dolphins want to trade Parker, but first they want to lower his trade value as much as possible.

Qdoba... unfortunately the guac is far inferior to Chipotle’s

The Bengals will continue to deservedly take shit for employing Burfict, but I urge you to go to nflpenalties.com and see who currently leads the league in unnecessary roughness penalties this season. And the season before that. And the season before that.

The Steelers weren’t good that year. They should have lost to A.J. McCarron.

I love how the Steelers are always an equal party to these cheap-shot-fests but then before and after every game they are all over the media tsk tsk-ing the Bengals and saying “oh we just want to play a good clean game.”