Next rule change: all playoff teams have to sign an agreement saying they will go to the White House if they win the Super Bowl. Failure to sign will result in the refs from Super Bowl XL being assigned to your game.

SICK burn.

Hard to single out one topic as the best. A good burger to me typically has a great COMBINATION of ingredients that work together. Usually the formula is: 1) another protein + 2) cheese + 3) sauce. One of my favorites is bacon + guacamole + pepperjack.

And I can immediately think of at least two current MLB franchises that should probably be contracted.

Clever, but won’t this payment-upon-graduation system just result in all the good athletes attending North Carolina, where you earn five credit hours by proving that you know how to blink?

I am looking forward to fans having the opportunity to pose for a “groping” photo with the statue on there way inside the stadium...

“I mean, the Ravens literally have a statue of a guy who killed someone...”

It’s not the “booing a guy hitting .167" thing, it’s the “booing a guy hitting .167 and then lording your classiness as a fanbase over everyone else” thing.

The first amendment literally says “you’re website has to have a comment section.”

Penalty kicks as a tie-breaker at the end of an elimination game are fine, I guess (I say a better idea is a sudden death extra time that starts 11-on-11, and then after 10 minutes becomes 10-on-10, etc. until someone scores the golden goal, but I don’t have a huge issue with the current system mostly because of the…

My rule of thumb: if I’m staying, ordering food that gets brought out to me, using the wi-fi, getting a free refill, etc. I tip. If I’m just swinging by to pick up a cup of regular coffee, I don’t. I think it’s served me well.

Current setup but allow the winner the option to pick the second place slot if they want. So much fun when England loses to an inferior opponent they elected to play instead of the first place draw!

So if they had only lost to one of those, they would be in?

Yes, while Ronaldo clearly has the upper hand in settling sexual assault cases outside of court.

We may not have achieved complete gender equality yet, but we can definitely smell it...

In Chicago there are BYOB restaurants with Michelin stars. The two fanciest restaurants I’ve been to are BYOB. The chef will recommend wine pairings (and one of the restaurants had a wine shop), but they are smaller operations that are so obsessed with the food they don’t have time to deal with all the alcohol.

What strain of marijuana is that?

I believe the OBP formula does not give you credit for reaching on an error, so I guess it makes sense from a consistency standpoint.

I’m sure this is all just a natural reaction to a bunch of people assuming he must be a Nickelback or Justin Beiber fan.

Man, the NY Giants were such dicks to try and beat New England in the Super Bowl to prevent them from going 19-0!