Get a pair of noise-isolating ear buds or noise-canceling headphones for the plane... if you try to listen to anything on an airplane with Air Pods you are going to have to turn the volume up so high you will damage your hearing.

Jimmy Haslam was also a big Steelers fan prior to buying the Browns. They appear to be the preferred team of assholes, rich and poor.

No one ever died of anything auto-related before there were cars, maybe we should eliminate cars?

The thing I fear is that a good amount of my enjoyment of this sauce is derived from NOT knowing how it is made.

And Matt Harvey celebrates being traded from the Mets by suddenly remembering how to throw a fastball with velocity again. LOLMets!

Would definitely pay money to watch that (but would not for either of these football leagues).

Handle of gin, magnum of champagne, 2-liter of fresca, served in a mop bucket with turkey basters.

I’m not sure who ever posited that you need a way to play defense for something to be a sport...

I know no one outside Cincinnati knows how to spell it, but you are a writer, and there is google, and spell-check... whatever, I’m over it [takes huge bite from bowl of diarrhea-sludge chili]

And he doesn’t have a right to respond to allegations made against him?

In the eyes of the law it’s pretty much the same, but in the court of public opinion there is a difference. Most people (myself included) think Big Ben is a piece of shit because (among other reasons) there is strong evidence to suggest he raped multiple women. But he is innocent in the eyes of the law.

Who is it about then?

Pretty good, but you missed the best way to enjoy a Three Musketeers:

This might significantly alter his sex life but at least he can still play catcher.

I hope Mason Rudolph sucks but still replaces him.

The evidence suggests that for 31 NFL teams, drafting a QB is a crapshoot. For the Browns, they will fuck it up no matter what.

Agree, great landing spot for Jackson. He can even kill someone and they’ll still be erecting statues for him after he’s done playing.

LOL, answer the man’s question seriously please

ZERO EURO!! Wow they are so thrifty!

And they also had to have her give them 2-factor authentication codes over the phone! Why would your real bank ever need to do that? It was an elaborate scheme, for sure, but hopefully most people wouldn’t fall for this.