Also, the two people who have a right to be offended are going along with the joke.

No, it’s harmless, because he wasn’t being serious.

This won’t do shit to set them on the right course, but in a town where Marvin Lewis is coming back for his 15th season, any hint of “giving a shit” is going to go a long way with the residents.

He may not be the worst in Ohio, but he is DEFINITELY in the top ten in the NFL. His stadium deal is the gold template for highway robbery that all other sports owners have since aspired to.

Always great to see two teams have their peak of the season in the same game.

You know, I’ve always rolled me eyes at the token “You must be fun at parties” response people make online, but I find it to be the most appropriate thing to say here...

LOL so I’m sure you think Roethlisberger is innocent because he’s never been convicted of a crime... oh wait, he won Super Bowls for the other guys so fuck him.

ACC in most sports. Big Ten in hockey. Independent in football.

...after scoring in the last minute to beat Penn State in the Big Ten semifinals.

So are the Masters sponsored by Coors Light or what?

By depicting something that actually happens (young boys calling each other “girls” as an insult to their athleticism and manliness), the filmmaker is obviously making a statement that they believe women are inferior beings. If they thought women were equal, they would have had the boys in the movie say “You play…

Shit, I didn’t realize Villanova was located in Boston...

C’mon, this was never Michigan’s game. Nova wasn’t going to miss every 3-pointer, and they were a legit championship contender playing against a team that needed all hell to break loose to squeak into the title game.

You can tell someone is a Ronaldo fan because if an article is written about Messi, without ever mentioning Ronaldo, they still think it was about Ronaldo.

Why’d you bother?

I know... feel so bad for them...

Probably don’t post anything about your job, your boss or coworkers even if you don’t add anyone you work with.

Unfortunately for me and my fellow Cincinnati fans, Mike Brown is going to live to be 200 years old and couldn’t give two shits whether the Bengals win a Super Bowl.

I don’t actually wish any harm upon you because I’m sure you are nice and a good person beyond music takes, but given the two choices you laid out, I shall give you death.

I don’t take my kids to restaurants that aren’t kid-friendly. The original comment implied you should never leave the house until your kids are perfect little angels.