Found the person without kids!

Yeah I don’t know what price I would put on the ability to locate my things more quickly, but it would be quite a bit less than half of what I pay to stream pretty much every song, ever.

At least I can sleep soundly knowing that, given their track record, USC will still probably be bad at basketball.

“Duke hit the magic number...”

Be prepared to try for at least 45 minutes. The last three times I was on Ticketmaster trying to get tickets to hard-to-get shows, it was probably 25 minutes on average before I was able to get through. Each time I was ready to give up after 15 minutes, figuring that they would all be gone, but I convinced myself to…

Yeah but I think you have to look at the value their RB provided compared to the guy they could have had instead. Are the Cowboys better now with Ezekiel Elliott compared to if they had taken Jalen Ramsey and gone with a 2nd-round RB? I’d have a tough time arguing that...

Well Hitler just had an opinion that all other races on the plan other than his should be exterminated, are we really going to persecute him for that?

Deal, so long as I can go back to forgetting it just as quickly after next weekend.

Some will say that the games with his Argentinian side is to big for him.

So by that logic, a hot dog is a dog (which is fine, just so long as we’re all clear that it’s not a fucking sandwich).

How many dicks did Boeheim have to suck to get Cuse in? That team was butt. Lost to Notre Dame at home without Bonzie OR Matt Farrell.

I interpreted the repeated attaboys from Dan Dakich less as a polite way of saying they suck, and more because Dakich is a boob who has nothing interesting to say. If I go to hell and there is somehow college basketball on, he will be announcing every game with Dick Vitale and Bob Knight, and Duke will be beating a…

What’s good? I’m not trolling, just genuinely interested in what writers are worth my time. I thought Grantland was good, but haven’t been to the Ringer much recently because I found it lacking. Whenever I do go, it seems like The Bachelor is covered more than any topic besides the NBA.

If my Uber ride was acceptable, I always leave a 5-star rating, because I know how a low rating can seriously impact the driver’s livelihood.

This mug has zero potential to disrupt the insulated coffee mug space. I bet it doesn’t even come with an app. How will you be able to tell that your coffee you just poured directly from the coffee maker is warm or not?

I think he was doing Campari, but I’m sure others would also work well.

The bartender at my local Michelin star establishment swears by drinking a 50/50 mixture of Amaro and a solid bourbon (e.g. Maker’s). I have yet to try it, but will be doing so soon...

He has a mental block about something that truly isn’t that hard, throwing the ball to first base. So all you gotta do is make it even easier to him. “Hey Jon, seriously you can just bounce it... even a little kid... gosh, you gotta be a real PANSY if you can’t even throw it to first on a bounce.” I see nothing that…

Most people? What scientific survey have you conducted? I texted two of my (more immature) friends as soon as I read this story, and they BOTH thought it was pretty funny.

That’s why I put “proven” in quotes... because while your interpretation is the right one people run with it as proof.