When did Chris Collinsworth become a Deadspin columnist?

Some coworkers and I at a former job had to deal with so much office lingo that we invented our own phrase: “ford the river.” It has absolutely no meaning, but we try and sneak it in whenever we can in meetings and watch idiots nod along...

I swear I have read a thousand damn blog posts on stuff one of the Gallagher brothers said or did and I am always entertained, but for the life of me I can not ever remember which one is which. Can someone do a quick run down for me? Which one is the one who only sang “Don’t Look Back In Anger”? Which one called the…

Not to detract from the point, but “Steve is a JACKASS” would have still lost if he stared Cutler.

Rule of 3; he’s only bedded 16.6666667 lasses

What beer though? Please don’t be a Michelob Ultra...

How does he know the kid he just walked by wasn’t poor just like good-ol’-West-Virginia-boy him?

Rough day... not only did Enes get punked by giving up a huge lead to Lebron in the 4th quarter, but then a Farmington High School parent goes and starts a petition to have his name changed.

Are we sure that beating Iowa is that much more impressive than what Notre Dame and Georgia did this past weekend?

Strong trash talk. A little blind to the fact that AJ was streaking down the field wide open on several occasions, only to have Dalton throw the ball out of bounds or get clobbered a second after dropping back, but strong nonetheless.

Good idea, but the trade deadline...

Because Green already got ejected from the game and Evans didn’t. If Evans had gotten tossed (as he should have), I’m assuming they wouldn’t have given him an additional suspension.

Yeah, but you also get arrested for giving someone a concussion outside of football, so...

He doesn’t play soccer or tennis, so one or two matches pay isn’t going to amount to much.

He got ejected from the game, and has had Andy Dalton as his QB for his entire career, so obviously the NFL looked at those two things and issued a punishment of “time served.”

Looks fun, but “you get an advantage from bugging your friends” games are always a no for me.

If the Browns has traded for him, I’m sure it would have worked out like any other Browns QB. But since this happened, I think we can safely start chiseling AJ McCarron’s bust to ship off to Canton.

Come on, you know since the Browns almost made the deal but fucked it up... McCarron is going to be the next Joe Montana.

The 2017 Patriots defense actually sounds perfect for breaking in a 23-year-old QB with three NFL starts...

So many fantasy leagues will have been swung by when this judge takes her vacation.