Those are a lot of helpful suggestions, but what about for those of us who actually eat?

No, not Ohio State

If you’re offended at my offensive comment, that’s a you problem.

Follow-up question: Do you know how to win? (Can you tell us plz?)

I’m offended by this article... namely that you forgot Marvin Lewis in your coaches who should be fired section.

Yeah he kicked the guy in the head and all, which is not nice. But he was wearing one of those magical football helmets, which we all know and the NFL will echo has the power to protect the wearer from any and all injuries resulting from repeated blows to the head. So let’s not blow this out of proportion.

Not wanting to support anything associated with Portnoy is a good reason in my opinion, but maybe I ought to just suck it up and listen if it’s as good as people say.

I’ve had many people tell me I should check out the Pardon My Take podcast and I just can’t bring myself to listen to anything associated with Barstool.

Tom Jurich maintained a professional athletic department that was the envy of universities across the country.

Errr... uhh... Zach Miller?

Dr. Thunder? You’re saying he’s better than the original??

Did he get pushed on the other two dirty hits he committed during the game as well? Or the 1,000 other dirty hits he’s accumulated so far in his otherwise unremarkable 9-year career?

Isn’t the Limp Bizkit question basically the story of Wes Borland but with drums instead of guitars? I recall hearing (I have not verified) that he was a somewhat legitimate musician before joining the group, and while he’s now essentially made a living off having to be associated with Fred Durst and songs like…

I think you’re wrong about walk-on Notre Dame. The ND fans you reference didn’t actually go to the school. The school itself has an admissions philosophy where grades alone don’t get you in, you need some extracurriculars. So probably half the students probably played a varsity sport in high school. Intramurals are…

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I think it really was a genuine wish of good luck too!

This is the one time when the fat kids on the cross country team were glad they were fat.

Yeah, that Pitino is better at cheating.

One sign is that at a good cocktail bar, drinks take a while to make, and even if it gets busy the bartenders won’t rush to get them out to appease the masses. At a shitty bar I appreciate when the bartenders do everything at warp speed, multi-task and take shortcuts because at these bars, the drinks aren’t going to…

What kid of monster would rather play chinese checkers than Yahtzee??