This is really the only way North America is getting a World Cup, you gotta triple the bribing power

I read and listen to both Magary and Bill Simmons. You want to know the key difference? Magary doesn’t think the whole fucking world revolves around him and his sports fandom.

As a Reds fan, I wish Graupe’s statement that “we’re putting baseball on the backburner” referred specifically to Ian Kahaloa and not the entire organization

*conveniently forgets that the correct call on that play would have been a foul on UNC and three free throws for Gonzaga

That’s a lot of money to still be unable to throw out Billy Hamilton on the basepaths.

#ThatsCub is the worst. You should have your ranking priveleges revoked. Cubs fans won’t even defend it, and they defend the “Go Cubs Go” song.

I may be in the minority here, but when my team plays the Raiders in Las Vegas, I have no desire to fly there to actually go to the game unless it’s the Monday/Thursday/Sunday night game. On an NFL Sunday when multiple football games are going on, if I’m in Vegas, I’m going to be at a fucking sports book. I wonder if…

Ha, too funny to see Bleacher Report praise a UNC basketball player as the perfect model student-athlete. Did the founder of Bleacher Report go there or something? Is he channeling his fond college memories of writing papers for the basketball team?

Higgins: I need some help taking down some fake reviews that were left on my company’s Facebook page.

Who is going to be the hero of the day and photoshop his ass smoking a cigarette?

You know why the hate for Sam Hinkie? Because the absolute nicest thing you could think of to say about him was that he built a roster you’d take over the 2016/17 Bulls.

I noticed that you neglected to make fun of the UK fans’ premature celebration...

Yadier Molina, player for the Puerto Rico WBC team: “You don’t know how much this means to us, we’re going to celebrate.”

Counterpoint: Fuck Michigan and the airplane they rode in on (that couldn’t finish the job)

Why make your car work harder than it has to? Just buy a radar detector and use Waze!

“Podcasts are lame”

Also Xavier is a good team when fully healthy and I can’t remember the last time they were one-and-done in the tournament. They earned their way to the second round and don’t need to apologize to anyone. And I HATE Xavier.

Welcome to March Madness. If you want to be fair you’re going to have to re-seed the tournament and play “Best of X Game” series. But this is how it works. Good teams work hard all season long and get their hearts ripped out of their ass. It’s brutal. It’s also the greatest event in sports.

We don’t rate those Adam Sandler movies low because we’re supposed to... it’s because they actually are terrible

Thanks.