What’s the shock? That the Bengals were too cheap to pay another one of their players?

Speaking of sick burns! The answer: neither! I am populating the planet right now as we speak.

But seriously... why is Geno Auriemma afraid to coach men’s basketball?

Buyer beware whenever the worlds “unlimited”, “free” and “sushi” are used together in a sentence...

I’m sorry, if you’re not drunk at Washington Redskins games I have way more questions about you than if you are.

That also would be fine and good; the situation that is not fine and good is if Cincinnati were to hypothetically have a better resume than Duke one year, and both are being considered for the last #4 seed where if it’s Cincy they would play in Dayton and if it’s Duke they would play in Greensborough, then they give…

I have no problem with Duke and UNC playing in North Carolina if they’ve earned it, but absolutely there are years where I can specifically remember Duke being about two seeds better than teams with similar records against similar competition (they’ve also frequently been upset in these same years; probably not a…

“Louisville pulled out late...”

Right, the NCAA states that teams with better seeds get to play closer to home. That makes sense, and is good. Cronin is saying that the teams that will sell more tickets if they play closer to home will magically end up with the better seeds, even if they don’t deserve it based on their resume.

That’s kinda mean. What did the cockroach ever do to deserve this?

“Imagine Tom Brady gives you a bowl of Skyline Chili, as a reward for writing millions of words about how handsome and rugged he is in a sports column, and then imagine someone tweats a picture of the chili, without immediately saying IT’S YOUR CHILI. You have to click a whole frickin’ link to see whose chili it is!…

He was using the term to describe the thoughts of people from the Boston area. Using bad grammar is really the only way to accurately do that.

It’s interesting that he believed his proprietary database had been hacked, and his reaction was not to report it like the Astros did, but to instead log into their proprietary database 48 times over the next year...

“But I’d be excited to the Bengals in the Super Bowl if only to see how Andy Dalton would throw the game away”

Dude, you need to make the butter switch, and make it now. For most things you don’t technically HAVE to refridgerate, there’s no good reason (besides fridge space) NOT to do it. But for butter not only does it not go bad, it is so much better to spread when it’s been sitting out at room temperature. No more tearing…

Didn’t McGee ever sit down and think to himself that maybe there is a correlation between only spending a couple hundred dollars on strippers/prostitutes and them not being effective as a recruiting tool?

The thing Goodell doesn’t understand is, barometers weren’t designed to measure the quality of football games.

NE’s defense thinks they’re good, huh? Well let’s see how they do against this Steelers offense which is one of the best according to the metric “preseason expectations”!

I was just viewing my Facebook “On This Day” and it brought me back to two great examples of why Phil Simms is awful and should be shot out of a cannon. Both from some Patriots/Broncos playoff game:

Good thing Roethlisberger doesn’t know the meaning of the word “no”