If you at any point received a free education which helped you come up with this take, I would ask for your money back.

Somewhere Jim Harbaugh just got a great idea for how to break it to recruits that he’s pulling their scholarship offer because someone better just committed.

I’ve used Bank of America and 5/3rd, and 5/3rd is worst by a country mile.

I would go the other way actually. I would give him a zero game ban. I would mandate that every opponent of his watch this before playing against him, and let justice be served on the field. I bet he would retire from the game of rugby within a week.

His offensive coordinator wasn’t helping him out. Down 8, with minutes left and two timeouts, 3rd-and-1 from around the 20 and we go: Fade pass (incomplete), false start, fade pass (incomplete). Woof.

I think the point is any draft is a raw deal for the players for whom that is their only point of entry into the league.

I’d be pissed too if a loss to Tommy Rees was all that stood between my team playing in the National Championship game.

Notre Dame kicked the offending players off the team and out of school as soon as it found out they were cheating, and self-reported the violations to the NCAA.

The most impossible serving size to stay under is Girl Scout Cookies, hands down. 2 Peanut Butter Patties (they’re called Tagalongs, damnit!)... 3 Thin Mints??? The serving size in reality should be one sleave.

$105 for a career fair, fine.

That type of hit has happened a dozen times in every NFL game all year.

I’m a Bengals fan, and I was not happy to see them going for it on 4th down. I would much rather have seen them send the field goal unit out. Call it gutsy or crazy, but doing precisely what the opposing team’s fans don’t want you to do is probably a good thing.

That sounds asinine.

So did he vote?

Great quote by the announcer: “The Cowboys were planning on stopping this, but they didn’t...”

Cubs fans, by representation:

Obviously the best way to break a tie game in regulation is to have one player from each team simultaenously spin the ball on the turf, with the W going to whoever’s spins the longest. But we’re just spitballing here...

I think that’s another thing they took away.

That’s the best thing that’s happened to those pants.

The new music player is worthless for those who still listen to mp3s on their phone. You can’t rate songs on a 5-star scale anymore. I have a bunch of smart playlists based on star ratings that would automatically update as I rate songs while I listen on the train.