That’s what amazes you about this???

The entire lineup of Three Floyds beers would beg to differ with you

Does this guy have daughters though? Because if he does, that cancels out the whole being a Florida alumni/booster thing, and we’re back to impartiality.

Her form in the video is actually perfectly fine and you went through frame-by-frame to find the one screencap that makes it look like it’s not. And you failed!

Reds fan here — this was a lost season long before Joey Votto started having some off months in the spring.

As a Reds fan, this is the highlight of my season. I’m not talking about the walk-off home run either, I’m talking about this article.

Whenever you can spend $800M in real money to avoid losing $70M in perceived economic benefits, you just gotta.

You need to Miller Chill for a while...

Swimming hot take alert!!!

If I worked for the company that made these cards, I would wait until Shkitbag buys an extremely rare card at a huge markup, and then release 100,000 of them the next day for free. Economics lesson, douche-face!

They didn’t mention that they’ve won 43 games in the headline because no one gives a shit about that.

I like the Jokers, but that should be saved for if the Raiders come to town.

Yes, I am nodding along with all of that, but did I mention that the Cardinals are the Cardinals?

Discussing which league will be first to have all its franchises win a title made me think of the much-more-fun scenario which has to happen first: all franchises have a title except for one. Fans of that team would never be able to talk smack because “you’re the only team who has never won” would shut that…

Credit Willis for studying the mistakes of former Wildcats players and tweaking them to achieve much better success.

And he has daughters, people!

This video does not show what you say it shows.

What do St. Louis Cardinals fans hate Brandon Phillips for more... A) his role in inciting a huge brawl between the Reds and Cardinals resulting in several Cardinal players getting cleated in the head, or B) having fun while playing the game?

OMG this thing that does not impact my life in any way pisses me off

Damn... I wasn’t even on drugs that night, I swear.