This is what it would look like if you made a tiny basketball court and dressed a chipmunk in a Bieber NBA jersey and trained it to shoot 3's.

They did it last time they headlined Lollapalooza (2008 maybe). I know the band hate that song, but luckily they’ve responded to that by just deciding to play the ever-loving shit out of it when they perform it live. I can do without it, but I wasn’t complaining that night.

But, um, “In Rainbows” was after OK Computer...

So your horrible opinion is that universities and coaches who make millions of dollars by exploiting athletes whose families sometimes don’t have enough to make ends meet should get to keep all that money to themsleves?

I like this chart. It does contain one inaccuracy though: for cubed steak, the proper cooking method is to throw in the trash and buy something else.

Or their baseballs not being rubbed enough. Or the smoke from home run fireworks getting in their pitcher’s eyes.

We’ll see if he still feels that way when he wakes up, feeling old.

You most certainly don’t. Chicago also has the 773 area code.

Why would you ever compare Bills fans to Cardinals fans? Bills fans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cardinals fans. Bigger mismatch than the Warriors vs. 76ers.

He typed out a funbag on Tuesday, and another long article today. He also reportedly faps 20x a day. What I’m saying is, let him do this deadcast once a week in the interest of less risk of carpel tunnel and lower health care costs for all.

This is a great rant. I just wish that instead of being delievered to a reporter, it was given to the entire St. Louis Cardinals organization and their media and fans.

After seeing this, Rob Gronkowski asked his agent to negotiate a multi-year deal with the Patriots for $55,378,008. Then typed it into a calculator, turned it upside-down, and chuckled.

It might seem foolish to offer a lot of money to a QB when you don’t really know who you’re getting, but then again the Dolphins just gave a lot of money to a guy they KNOW is Ryan Tannehill.

Did anybody else read the headline and the first sentence and assume the match came down to an actual coinflip to break a tie after a certain number of penalty kicks ended in a tie? Stupid little piece of metal...

The same way you don’t have to get your financing through the dealership, you also don’t have to buy the extended warranty at the dealership either.

Hey man, lighten up. Nobody’s Burfict.

Learn Pai Gow Poker. It is really easy. Literally the only thing you have to do is split seven cards into a 5-card and a 2-card hand. The only rule is the 5-card hand must be better. And if you’re too dumb to figure that out, just ask the dealer to do it for you. Why do you want to learn how to do this? Because a hand…

Easily offset by their flaming out in the playoffs against the Cubs, followed by losing Heyward to the same Cubs for less money (and I don’t even like the Cubs)

Robinson is the better receiver and has better stats.

Hell, I’m broke as shit and I’d forego $16M to avoid living in St. Louis.