If you’re nominating A.J. Green for your fantasy player who deserves to die a slow, painful death, you might just suck at fantasy football.

“Celebrating a basic tackle is not something done often.”

So how about the reaction of Mike Mitchell when he almost broke Marvin Jones in two? Another legal hit, yes, but I seem to recall him parading around in celebration while Jones was lying in a crumpled heap on the ground. And then he went up to AJ Green (who he concussed last year with a violent hit) and told him he’d…

I think he’s celebrating making a tackle. He hasn’t played in a seasons worth of games, so I’m guessing that meant something. It was a good tackle with an unfortunate outcome. You can say Fuck Burfict till you’re blue in the face, but that’s what happens in this game of football.

Is anyone really complaining about these exuberant celebrations? I mean, besides the St. Louis Cardinals...

“The punter literally choked the snap” —Michigan English major

9 people starred this comment. 9 people are idiots.

What are you talking about?! Why, I observe sarcasm in these comment sections pretty consistently!

Oh golly I wonder which one they’ll choose???

The football fan might then reply that their entire sport doesn’t suck just because of a rule that has been relevant a handful of times in the over 100-year history of the sport. Just guessing.

Hmmm, I wonder why Steve Smith might have saved his most harsh words for George Iloka:

FWIW (not much), the penalty did kinda sorta matter because there was offensive holding on the play which would have backed the Raiders offense up 10-yards but instead the holding and the two personal fouls (one on Pacman, one on Howard) all offset and the down was repeated from the same spot. But yeah, it really…

He’s leading MLB in batting average and slugging percentage since the All-Star Break...

Not a fan of the team, but Memphis honoring this guy would be like you holding a two-day ceremony for your high school ex-girlfriend who dumped you for a much more attractive guy and only then decided to start putting out.

Do you mean to say he’s untradeable or that the Reds will never trade him? His contract is an albatross but a contending team with deep pockets would jump at the chance to trade for him.

I think that was what we’ll call a light-hearted attempt at humor, necessitated by the fact that we’ve been subject to a story about the air pressure inside a bunch of footballs for half a year

“90% of their games would be cupcake throwaway games for any Power 5 conference teams”

The format and the drama that unfolded (magnified for me being a Reds/Todd Frazier fan) did something unthinkable... it actually served to MAKE ME NOT NOTICE HOW ANNOYING CHRIS BERMAN IS AS MUCH. When the format was more of a drag and you’re sitting there watching hitters take pitch after pitch, it was like Berman was…

That’s cute, you took the “The list below is complete, definite, and flawless” line seriously...

If you tried to pitch your best pitchers one inning a game for an entire season, the entire pitching staff would be irreversibly injured by the All-Star Break. History shows that you can go out there and throw roughly 100 pitches, and after a four day rest you should be ready to go again with no heightened risk of…