She played an airhead on a couple of TV shows and everyone assumes she’s like that. Also, shes got the pipes for opera, and if she sang that instead people would think she was cultured and intelligent, but because she sings pop music people write her off.

Honestly, I agree. My 13 year old has been a fan of hers since Victorious, and I have to say, I have never taken issue with it. Ariana is a world-class singer and does her best. She has been faced with some incredible challenges and she perseveres. Makes a few mistakes along the way, but doesn’t pretend to be perfect. …

I am very impressed with Arianna Grande. Now that I think about it, she has managed to have an ex-boyfriend die from an overdose, a terrorist attack at one of her concerts, and endless observations about her personal life like who she dated. She seems to have common sense and is pretty articulate compared to many pop…

The fact that they will still go out into the community is always the danger with religion. 

Normally I’d be like “fuck em, I hope they all infect each other”, but the fact that they go from their church out into the community is what pisses me off. 

“This bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

I've seen paint drying. Mayor, you're no drying paint.

Yup. TrumpLand, where eptitude(©) is not tolerated.

Trump is going to find some reason to fire Fauci soon, isn’t he?

George Costanza recommends Glamour.

First coronavirus, now blindness.

She’s only four years old, and she’s internalized all that self hatred! OMG. My heart breaks for her. I’m glad the internet came to help, but still! 

That first video is a gut punch. I am white and used to wear my hair straightened and bleach blonde. I had a young black student who always wanted to pet my hair and tell me it looked like a mermaid. I always tried to tell her how cool her hair was too and I really reconsidered how I was perpetuating beauty standards…

Well, he could have chugged bath salts and thrown an alligator at them.

I bet he knocked all both of his teeth out.

The operator, being totally reasonable, responded by calling the man “a stupid mother fucker,” and a “stupid n-gger bitch.”

Choke on a dick, troll that inexplicably isn’t banned yet.

I love the way people talk about COVID19 tests as if they’re a one-and-done thing. Got tested, don’t have it seems to be taken as if it means you will never have it. That’s not how viruses work.  

Joan, maybe it’s better that you leave Royals coverage to Kelly Faircloth. You clearly loathe them, and I come to Jez for snark, not “loathing! unadulterated loathing!”

I’m not gonna take science fiction advice from some poster-maker who doesn’t know the difference between ‘discreet’ and ‘discrete’.