First of all.... who is out in these streets needing to be convinced about “Return of the Mack?”

“...just a white lady calling some meth heads the n-word because they’ve kept me up every night since they moved in.”

“Pet to threat” perfectly explains the infuriating phenomenon in sports of “Shut up and dribble” or “These millionaires should be grateful” that only seems to apply to Black athletes.

Am grateful to have found out about Tru Colour a while back (probably on here) and am happy to now also know about Browndages. Aside from the fubuness, Tru Colour bandages are crazy invisible when on and sticky AF, which is all I’m looking for from these people.

I was bummed too but I want him to have the chance at a box office smash so I’m not mad at it. 

Oh it’s for sure racist when white people say it. We’ve just always used it ironically like, “This motherfucker’s tryna say he’s not racist just because he’s a card-carrying coal burner, bitch please! 

One of the editors.

Maybe this is my West Coast genes talking, but I’m always shocked by some Southern white dude being a coal burner. Like, Bubba’s mom is a sister; her name is Desiree, for fucks sake.

Anyone else a bit freaked out at how much he looks like Jimmy Fallon in that header shot?

So instead of hitting the gym or going to see The Invisible Man or having a game night, everyone just stayed in the house and masturbated.

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

“Something in Common” is one of my favorite songs of all times. It comes on Spotify and I know I’m hitting repeat for at least an hour.

Real talk: moving into a job that (unexpectedly) granted me airline status and free upgrades when I travel for work changed EVERYTHING for me. I now happily pay for first class for every single flight I take, including short hops like SF to LA. (Yes, I am indeed #SuperGrateful and also #BougieAF)

Apologies if I missed someone else with this same take...

I feel you. I was thinking that I wouldn’t describe her crotch as “Ecru.”

The article says he always wanted DW so it’s all good.

It is both things at once, like Schrödinger’s cat.

*Hawaiian men, dammit.

Seconded. That’s why I used him as the example, because it would STILL give me (a nanosecond’s) pause, because they’re just that gross.

I was sucking on a Werther’s Original and I almost just died, thanks.