I say this about police. Want to be a cop? Sorry, we’re not hiring.

I’ll never forget how hard I laughed at this. Well done.

Starred for “doll-handed opponent.”

I actually think there was an ulterior motive to her saying that. She’d said many times up until then that she didn’t plan on having biological kids. I think she was preemptively trying to squash the narrative that once the bad-skinned golden boy knocked her up she changed her tune, and that she would love her real…

This. I don’t suddenly expect them to stop thinking we’re all dangerous animals or act decently out of a sense of our shared humanity.

“You want my number?” in the Allstate commercial.

“You just got schooled by the whitest woman in America.”

Oh, I totally get that and act accordingly! I was just explaining why doing so makes me a little uncomfortable, and wondering if that’s why the OP didn’t use “Mexican-American”.

LOL, is that the Embarcadero? I’ve started taking Uber Pool lately to cover more of the City (plus hey, cheaper!), and now I’m a crazy person who hopes for getting stuck in ballpark traffic over there!

And he looks so exceedingly pleased with himself. When they left... did he “need a minute”?

This is the comment of the election season.

Except... have you noticed he seems better lately? It’s freaking me the fuck out.

Meanwhile I’m a Mexican-American, and we still haven’t figured out what the fuck to call ourselves.

THIS. This is what she was saying! Old people gonna racist, but airline marketing menu people (who presumably aren’t octogenarians) should know better.

Cubone, you won’t be lonely anymore. xoxo

Or go get your hair did. ;-) (Bonus: they might also have Jet!)

Starred for “palm tree guy” because that is everything.

I don’t have (or want) kids but am so grateful to work for Salesforce: committed to equal pay, and building a childcare center right now at our SF HQ. Of course, people have complained about the fairness of the lottery system, but people are generally the worst.

True! I should have made it clearer I was talking about the optics.

I can’t even concentrate on the wrongness or rightness of this use of police resources because I can’t get past the fact that on this night, this Sergeant’s actual job description read “Hold RiRi’s hand like you’re her boo.”

(But who are we kidding? It’s wrong. Especially since Drake would cut a bitch to do this all…