Or point out that they are low-rated dreams that no one dreams anymore anyway. Sad!

*scratches reflexively and inappropriately for a workplace setting.*

WORD. All the cries of “deus ex machina” from folks who apparently failed to realize that “deus ex machina” is quite literally the foundation of the entire series.

#COTD.

LOL, you’re wrong but charmingly so! ;-D

Nope! :D

Hypothesis: Ryan Reynolds might be funnier if he didn’t so obviously find himself hysterical.

IKR? Is she quoting someone without attribution? Because otherwise that shit is life lessons **gold.** Like, “needlepoint it on a pillow” gold.

Noice.

Worrying about your level of wokeness is the first step to being woke enough so I’m encouraged.

THANK you. xo

Thank you so much. He truly was that dog that everyone loved, and this picture gives me the same reaction every time. Give your doggie a big squeeze & kiss for me. (And I know it will be hard when it comes; if at all possible, doing it at home makes the unbearable less so.)

Thank you so much. xo

Thank you, and thanks for taking the time on your tough day. So glad you’re also able to do it at home. Big hugs to you both. xo

So much this that I’ve coined a phrase for it: The Gregarious Loner.

All my love and support to you, friend. Here’s me in the same boat on April 14th, the morning of. This selfie is probably my most prized possession.

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

Unrelated/related: this comment reminds me of the new milk slogan “Milk Life,” a slogan which I find both vaguely disturbing and hilarious from my internal 12-year old’s perspective.

Ann Hathaway is an Oscar-winning movie star. Lea Michele was on Glee. Schadenfreude (while delicious) is also exhausting so you gotta prioritize.

At least Taran has Cobie Smulders to cry to at home. They can live off her sweet Avengers/HIMYM money for a while!