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The airport surcharge ‘trick’ always annoyed me ... so clawed it back on my regular weekly trip by hiring their cheapest manual... crappy fuel gauge meant I could drive into town and back and the tank still said ‘Full’. Then I always parked in their city depot’s visitor parking - literally across the road from my…

hope your seat is in abunker far away :)

Technically he’s already in a prison - you know “Australia”.