Semi-related: Nick Offerman’s twitter is such a delight. His cover photo is a group pic of the Parks & Rec cast, which is giving me so many feels, and he frequently tweets at Drumpf and addresses him as “NACHO”.

You’re impressive. That’s an astonishing amount of weight to lose. And just imagine a lifetime of painful erections....

I don’t know that Ron really has any people who match up with him. I mean, after all, the entire joke of the character was Ron Swanson is what libertarians pretend to be: a genuinely self-contained individual who doesn’t need a larger community to be entirely satisfied and content with his lot. Libertarians in the…

The response as i understand it after reading it on another site was that Ron was only given the option of Trump and Hillary and no one else.

This would be glorious.

And now, your Friday feels:

I think it’s that she was better at it than he was, no way his ego could take it!

I don’t get why a tough executive wife is a turn-off.

Gina R. is soooooo beautiful <3

I think some of it has to do with our collective selfishness as a society. I mean since humans evolved into capable beings, we have been selfish. Selfish, was a word that was seen as negative at least in most contexts. Now, selfish is seen as think to be held up as virtuous. It’s all about me, and others feelings…

No, good humor is ice cream.

100% agree

Apparently “just a joke” really is a magic word that protects one against repercussions.

Several rich, famous people. There aren’t even bad excuses.

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

Good lord, he looks like a video game character.

You don’t know how valuable stories like these are. Or maybe you do. But anyway ... much appreciated

You were still lucky. It often doesn’t matter with mental illnesses. P0C have a higher chance, but White people are not immune.

This just has to stop. Everyday, there is a new shooting. This has become become our new normal. What has to happen for this to stop?

Must be a day ending in Y.