Speaking of eyes, that’s where the resemblance is - so maybe you need to have your eyes checked and your nose, cause your the one that smells of douche. Geez, people need to learn reading comprehension.

One night when I was in college while we were on a trip to NYC, but staying in NJ, I got into a drunk fight with a friend so went for a walk.

Why does Virgin Mobile always get left out? I’ve been with them for many years, have unlimited everything (2.5gb unlimited, then slowed), unlimited music streaming that doesn’t affect my 2.5gb, and I only pay $35 plus tax. I’ve also never had a problem with coverage.

Thanks! And I can’t even imagine a painful erection; even thinking about it is painful.

Rand Paul is a sexist, so no, Ron Swanson wouldn’t vote for him.

+1000 internet points!

When I was 19 I thought I wanted to get circumcised, so I went to a urologist. Now it was already embarrassing, as I felt shame for not fitting in because I am uncut, but also because I was obese (I was like 300 lbs at the time). So the urologist comes in and it’s this middle aged guy (which I was thankful for, becaue…

There’s no way this douche hasn’t raped someone.

I’ve been lucky many times in life, I attribute that to my white privilege. Thankfully I’m better now. This happened a few months after I found out my deadbeat dad died (through a random internet search). I had no love for the man, but my mother died when I was 17 so I was in a tailspin being 29 and an suddenly being…

Nope.

I once had a manic episode while drunk and was shouting as loud as I could that I would kill everybody in my neighborhood, I tossed garbage cans around, and did this for I don’t know how long. Cops show up, I get cuffed, and breifly questioned. They let me go.

Story one: I was raised by a single mom, except for about 6 months when I was 11 and my “father” lived with us. One night, through my bedroom wall, I heard strange noises. I go to investigate, open the door to my mother’s room, and see her riding him. Thankfully she was wearing a black lingerie thing.

I realized as I kept reading the thread, after I commented of course. :)

Someone needs a nap.

And that’s archaic bs. Parents need to grow up and learn they don’t own their children. Also threatening to MURDER your child is gross and frankly, bad parenting.

Here’s an idea: don’t put pictures of your kids online! Parents need to think more about their actions. Children aren’t your property, they’re your responsibility. I’m so glad I grew up pre-internet.