No matter.

That’s not a nerd thing, that’s a dumbshit thing. Incompatible.

There is no shame in lifelong learning.

That’s an awfully charitable view of Donald Trump.

That’s exactly what I had in mind... until PaterFamilias chirped in that “deliberately” could extend to intentionally striking something you know is a referee, which you could do without the intent to injure that’s required in the other 2 cases (for example, if the deliberate ref strike were glancing or not obviously…

Can’t tell if he’s bunking with Tonya or Ethan.

Oh, you would be.

All right. I don’t really have a dog in the game anyhow.

Bull, mustsniff!

As far as specialty retrievers go, there’s the Shart Polski.

I dunno. That sounds like foreplay.

I prefer the smaller, tighter Assenpincher, otherwise the no-nonsense Splott Hound.

Oh, why does my Lhassie crapso?

Just your standard poodle.

+1 Melting Waxhead Adelson

Good call!

And have unprotected sex with his mom.

+1 Headline + pictures = >1000 laughs

NHL on thin ice?

This has the look, feel, and smell of pot and kettle.
The team would be capable of selflessness and maybe success without the both of them.