Of course, Peter, carrots belong in chili dogs and Cincinnati plates (& Cleveland steamers, dirty Sanchezers, and ginger trombones, too).

+1 Billy Haisley to win; Agnes Day to place; Pecorino to show

Aha, doubter!

And, to turn the stream of thought back to the original subject:

Ha! If not Taylor Swift, I would like to hear one of the SNL ladies recite it live. Or maybe Wendy Liebman.

If he doesn’t like pee, he’s got a rocky road ahead..

Bingo - to you.

Jesus, what about Rachel Dolezal?

Don’t forget co-konspirators Dummschläger und Krumpelmenz.

For trash, cooking, or early-season hookups?

Did you forget an a$$hole?

+1 Perfect.

+1 Food truther

Mouthwatering answer here:

A dozen.....?

What kind of cruising do you offer?

If truth be told......

Cat pee?

He hit that point his second day on the job.

Ha! I found a DVF wedding dress for a friend of mine at a charity thrift store for $30, but it was 1/2-off the week before Easter.