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Fear not, o sinner!
For there’s a hymn to show the way out of every seeming predicament.

If your check for prepaid services bounces....

There must be a written contract for his services.

+ 1 Jesus art

This would take 2 people, and it’s not exactly Jesus in baby form, but still.

The best example I can think of was a mild-mannered prosecutor friend I took to task once after she’d busted a 15-year old boy for molesting his 6-year old foster sister... after he had first been molested in his first of 5 foster placements as a 3-year old.

If they’re in fact ready for the runway at 5, no need to tell them that.

It’s a paradox.

At least the employees have a reasonable expectation of a return on their efforts that’s not a crap shoot.

(c) can’t be an element.

Imagine Wilt Chamberlain having to tell conquest #15,000 about each of the previous 14,999 (which may have included aunts, sisters, mothers, grandmothers, daughters, classmates, coworkers, mannequins, etc. ).

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Don’t be so hard on yourself.

¿if your grammar’s on the doc and mine on a gnu, they won’t make waives oar get there sharts in knots if yours says, “chills runned up my spine” and mine says “shivers ranned down mine,” sí?

Was this aimed at 500 days but landed wrong?

You had me with “brain bleach.”

It’s not football, it’s pokeyman.

2016 is National Prostate Year.

No court filing + confidential settlement = who leaked?