With God as my witness, I swear it wouldn’t take more than 10 minutes to come up with a list of the Top 25 Black Robe Symptoms (each of which ought to suffice to get them off the bench and into a crowded exercise yard in a max security pen).

Of course, you’re right.

Tough to get crappy sitting judges off the bench and squatting elsewhere on their own dimes.

Dick Park.

+1 Hi, end.

+1 R Crumb Level Imagery

These former lunchroom monitors are also OCD types who never tell their true stories without dropping footnotes every three sentences to add unimportant details in hemorrhoid-producing detail.

+1 History Lesson

+1 Chipotle

No, he actually had Tinker Belle in mind. It just came out wrong.

+1 Solving Riddle

+1 Burn Her Shit Kit

-1 May I please have another. Ugh!

In all fairness, you have to give brown marks to the doting adult who not only let the little tucker loose right behind home plate, but also dressed him up for Halloween as the Pirates’ batboy instead of some less-mobile idol, like the Michelin Man or Kim Davis.

Hmm. Better way to beat paranoia, other than just getting old?

+1 Raising the steaks

Maybe if everyone were required to cheat twice a year, there would be no more paranoia.

With the exception of that advice, yes.

You are right - there’s no good reason for this type of call to be unreviewable.

You’re right - Talisker is fine Scotch. Not as peaty as Lagavulin or Laphroaig