@Onizuka-GTO: Bite my shiny metal ass.

@Smurfette's dropkick: Ballsy!

@epitomic: Approved for appropriate use of the word mollycoddled.

When I was a Junior in high school I had a human physiology teacher that would bring in newspaper and magazine articles of "interesting" medical news to share with the class. To this day I remember the day he brought in the story of a man whose penis was cut off in a "lawmower accident." The base was too badly mangled…

@Blackened2k6: I was going to rant at you about the ignorance of your comment, but then you qualified it. Rats. I see how this can be viewed as simple paranoia on my part, but I was returning home not 2 weeks after the "Christmas Bomber" incident.

On the one hand, I'm a bit unnerved by this, because there are so many more effective means of improving security. On the other hand though, I recently returned to the US from a trip to Spain, with a layover in Portugal. At the airport in Portugal, my family and I were not screened in any way before boarding our next…

@ament001: But wouldn't that make it even flatter and longer?

@openfly: While I'm no fan of the TSA, they had nothing to do with these images. The TSA made the promise not to save them, I don't recall the US Marshall's making any such promise.

@hawkeye18 is not from Iowa: A 30 psi car tire will fill a bike tire, but only to 30 psi. Once that bike tire hits 30 psi, the flow of air will stop because the bike tire will be trying to press the air back into the car tire at the same pressure as the car tire.

@Trent Stöke and the Brunellian Nutsacks: +1 for me. It was the first thing that came to mind for me. Fun to drive, capable on and off pavement, practical, and comfortable.

@patranus: That's what I thought too. It is just a moving workbench with a conveyor belt to move the bricks down to the road bed. Definitely easier on the brick layers, but not at all automated.

Steam provides gamers with a great experience when purchasing, playing, and communicating inside and between games. The problem this poses is that other companies are being held to these standards, and falling flat. The point of video-games is to provide the user with a good experience, and make money from that, not…

Thank you Valve! Portal just wouldn't have been the same if someone were to say BTW shes gonna try to kill you with fire lol!!!11!!1oneone midgame.

Lets go Thirteen!

@Dirk Anger: Next time you want to drop spoilers in a post, maybe you should consider adding in more than a single blank line of buffer between the warning and the spoiler.

I'm trying to comprehend what must have been going through the mind of the last silver car's owner. "Hey look, there's a naked guy jumping across the rooftops of this whole line of cars. I think I'll park here."

@stephdumas: What's the deal, is Toyota afraid to compare the highlander to something a little more current? How about an Aztek?

@elementary: I love the Flutag, but as a hockey player, my favorite Red Bull event has to be Crashed Ice.

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What a perfectly timed article. Last night I finished reading Packing for Mars. There is a significant portion of that book dedicated to how astronauts go to the bathroom in space, including the use of diapers.