I need someone who speaks Russian to verify this, but I think they might be selling a special final edition!!

They're still making them.

For some reason the loss of Olds just makes me melancholy. Weirdly, I get the same feeling about Radio Shack’s old Realistic brand.

As I never tire of saying:

A noble aspiration. May it be as you desire, faithful one.

Go in peace and rust no more. Thine own faithfulness to the Eternal Division of Rockets blesses thee.

Then you have had a good day my child. Be happy and rejoice.

Do we have to talk about Oldsmobile? It always makes me sad.

Do I really prefer the Lincoln?

Holy crap it doesn't suck.

The closer it gets to the reveal, the more I'm starting to worry we'll be looking at the next MKT.

What worries me is that I'm not sure we do...

I am completely ready to be utterly disappointed.

needs more bench seat

I honestly can't really tell. Eyesight isn't what it used to be...

Indian Autos Blog (you don't read it? you should!) would seem to have some very revealing spy-shots of the new Spark.

"Oh, that's hilarious! You're too good at this..."

Your question can't be answered as it stands. First you need to provide an agent: who precisely do you posit as the group doing the valuing? "Society" is not specific enough.

You seem to be suggesting a fallacious link between news value and human worth.