Yes, a girl dies under horrible circumstances in the midst of a terrible situation. It warrants our attention.

I'm feeling... things.

Oldsmobile Dinuba

Now if they'd add an option for bench seats with a column gear selector,

I've been in a bad mood all day and I was ready to complain about how unfunny this was but then I got to Chevy Fresno and my world got a little bit brighter. Although for some reason I think I like Pontiac Fresno ever so slightly more.

I'd drive it just to annoy people though.

Don't worry. If they kick it out we'll just bring the Dodge version up from Mexico. That'll give them something to cry about...

I believe this comes from a company related to Aixam.

By American standards this might be called slightly odd, even if it wouldn't quite count as weird.

I know they can't, but thin-rimmed steering wheels need to come back.

Your dad looks ... different.

Never in all my days did I think I would see a picture of His Majesty Haraldr blátǫnn Gormsson here on Jalopnik.

The greatest Soviet car of all time? It's certainly up there and I'm not saying you're wrong.

It's ok. Everybody just look at this instead.

The Stellar was Canada only for N. America, right?

It was such a strange conversation: he was genuinely surprised that I thought it was great I mean, he thought it was good too, but at that time it seemed no-one else did.

About fifteen years ago I met a guy at a party who had worked on Iron Giant. Told him I thought it was a great film. It made him so happy. He said that most people disagreed with me.

It's the one saving grace in a world of yellow Nissan-y wrongness.

In an awesome mash-up of Clint Eastwood and Matlock sort of way, yes.

If I can't slide across and then yank that mother, I don't want to open the door.