Yes, what's wrong with land yachts?

If I were restricted to just this list for all my future vehicle needs, I think I'd be ok with that.

But Die Antwoord itself is a deliberate joke - a piece of performance art. Ninja and Yo-Landi are characters played by Watkin Tudor Jones and Anri du Toit.

The only acceptable hearse is the Daimler DS420. Everything else is just a black station wagon.

The Louis Malle film from 1958 "Elevator to the Gallows" is full of Dauphine action.

Had I internet points to bestow, you would get a hundred thousand for noticing that they're (deliberately) both Singers rather than the Hillman.

Applying your principles to some more rear-engined two doors, I'd call the first one a sedan (well, saloon to be honest - but let's not start that) and the second a coupé.

Mexico disagrees.

To spice up an obvious choice, the Alfa version of the Dauphine.

Yes, warm-up wasn't really the right word at all.

I thought it was a kind of nostaligia-tinged limited production warm up for the MG-F? But I don't recall the full story.

The Copel Bonito. A Nissan Micra/March that thinks it's an Austin/Morris 1100.

Are you retro when you actually are the thing you're a retro copy of?

I don't really understand why, but I have loved the Pao for 25 years. It's a post-modernist mash-up - but so well done.