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Hoyer’s not good, but he’s had brief, intermittent flashes of competence here and there. Has Mallett ever done the same?

I’m not a scientist or a doctor. I haven’t yet run the numbers, either, so you can dismiss this as you feel necessary, but...

Gamergate, as we know it, isn’t really a thing anymore, but the exclusion and harassment of female game enthusiasts by insecure little boys who can’t handle the presence of the women they feel rejected them (or would) in the one corner of existence they feel like they have control over existed long before GG.

Duh. Rearrange the letters.

Benghazi would have found better traction if it was an issue that the GOP did a better job of simplifying and explaining.

Meh. Much like Skyfall, it’s exactly what you’d imagine if asked to imagine a new Adele song with no other information.

Tons of people AND as a rapper. I don’t get it.

It is!

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Don’t know what to tell you.

I’ve been with Wells Fargo since the Wachovia days. I’ve never had a required balance for my checking account and I’ve only been hit with a fee once (overdraft; totally my fault).

The sense of entitlement and superiority that you only find in bikers is the #1 reason why they’re constantly getting in accidents or having close calls, I wager.

There is no logical reason to prevent fully grown adults from wagering and losing their money in whatever manner they see fit, but then you need to determine what agencies oversee the whole thing, establish those agencies in states that don’t have them, hire employees... It’s just, like, a whole thing. Easier to just

Yup. Between him being an admitted socialist and the fact that he LOOKS unwell (doesn’t matter how his health actually is), the GOP message machine would destroy him.

“I felt violated. The moaning and the profanities made me feel uneasy as my rod engorged; a feeling of pleasure washed over me as I began to grope my bulge... Wait, what were we talking about?”

This is what’s called “testing the waters for a lawsuit/settlement.”

Say what you want about the ice thing, but:

Yeah, but that requires you to, like, do something. Much easier to save your money AND make all your social media contacts marvel at how much you CAAAARRRREEEEE by Sharpieing your palm.

Next time out, Bautista should round the bases while grabbing his dick. After flipping the bat. And blow a snot rocket on home base.