But what if you have a big head, like Rutledge Wood?

I SO want to take part in this.

All of them.

I hate the high seating position that everyone else seems to love. It feels like I’m driving around in an office chair (which I absolutely do not want).

Thank you.

How can he prove that there’s only five of these around?

Thailand are very proud of their football and their men’s team are improving as well (they’re the strongest in South East Asia and probably just a couple of steps behind the superpowers of Japan/South Korea/Australia).

As a Jalopnik regular and industry person, let me try my best to answer your queries in an honest fashion:

Range anxiety is a real thing actually.

I used to do that secretly at night while everyone was sleeping.

Nah. I’ve run it too close and had my phone actually die several times. Not fun.

No. Goals are important (and generally not common) in soccer.

When Argentina lost 11-0 to Germany at the 2007 WC, they certainly did not get discouraged. This WC they held former champions Japan to a 0-0 draw.

Wrong. Big scorelines are common in soccer. It’s just a fact of life that smaller teams deal with.

Wrong. Players only don’t celebrate against their old team if they had a respectful spell there. If there is no significant link then celebrate all you want, nobody cares.

No. Fuck off. Goal difference is important in soccer. If the other two teams in the group score double digits too against Thailand it could very well be the decider between who goes through or not.

Argentina lost 11-0 to Germany at the WWC in 2007. At this tournament they just held former champions Japan to a 0-0 draw.

Piss off. Goals are important in soccer. Get as many of ‘em as you can.

This is correct and logical.

Fuck all these people. I’ll have my car painted in all colors of the rainbow if I so damn wish. It’s none of their fucking business.