What’s the reward for this? At least the English and French League Cups offer a Europa League spot for the winner.

The only bright hope now is that Emery rebuilds with some of our promising youth players emerging (Reiss Nelson, Emile Smith-Rowe etc). But that’s not a given.

I like Ozil, and on his day he can obliterate any opposition (like Alexis could). But he’s just a luxury we can’t afford now.

Which is why there should be consequences. Throw these idiots in jail, see if they wanna film that for YouTube.

Oh, Kevin, you’re killing me.

For me my go-to breakfast is cereal (usually corn flakes). If I’m in a hurry it gives a quick energy boost, and the cold milk refreshes you to wake you up.

Oh no, do please try it. It really is fantastic.

Oh no. I’ve driven this. You will go bankrupt on fuel bills alone.

Out here in Asia the ranking criteria is probably as such, in priority:

Ick. Awful.

‘Cycled to the back of the line?’

‘Cycled to the back of the line?’

‘New’ program?

I can go with that.

Yeah, they’re like part of the furniture, like Everton, Newcastle or Spurs.

As a customer, I don’t really care. Take it, don’t take it, do what you want.

Nobody wants fun any more. Majority of 1 Series buyers don’t even give a shit that it’s RWD.

I’m fine with either. You just need to have an action to commit to muscle memory. Every time I get in the car, I pull out the key from my pocket and place it somewhere safe (like you said, cup holders or something. Just make sure it’s the same place every time). When I leave, I take the key and put it back in my…

Screw that. Your car looks bangin’.

Those Renault vans, the Kangoo and Trafic in particular, sell in large numbers under a range of different badges, though. Including Nissan