What did he say last time? I forgot...

I don’t have a bathtub at home, so the only time I took baths are in hotel rooms when travelling. I used to think of baths as a romantic thing (to be enjoyed with a special companion). Now it’s just an occasional treat for when I just want to laze around in water.

Hmm..

Years ago, when I was still in school and had some classes that started in the afternoon, I would occasionally catch a morning movie with my classmates before going to school. I think we watched X-Men and Transformers (and a few others, I forgot), and it was nice. Something to talk about before class.

The waitress who answers is the one who’s supposed to be salty, not the question asker.

What the hell? No!

My thinking is that it’ll be Hockenheim and Barcelona. They’ve dropped Germany before, and Spain hasn’t really done much for them. With Alonso gone there’s lesser appeal now.

To be honest, that’s already happening. Uber has already retreated from many markets (including most of Asia, notably the huge China market) because local equivalents offer better, localized services.

Nah, people are boring. Some people even like being boring. Do you not remember Chevrolet Captiva Man?

WTF. This isn’t even a question. It’s just a rant. This column has gone to shit.

Well, if your family is traditional Asian, this may backfire. The parents might force you to hold an extra wedding for all your aunts/uncles AFTER your destination wedding. Extra cost, extra hassle, extra pain.

So the final will see Liverpool go 3-0 in the first half, Spurs fight back to 3-3, then a penalty shootout which will last for eternity.

He should meet Chris Harris. The real one.

He’s Trump but worse.

I suppose. They should just embrace its Impreza roots, is all I’m saying.

Then they should just call it Impreza Wagon. Rather than make it seem like a separate model (which it apparently is).

This is good. Pepper flakes are so underrated.

Yeah. ‘Meat Lovers’ pizza sound like a good idea in theory, but often turn out bad in execution.

For me it’s just a weird topping for a pizza. It just feels wrong. It’s good for other things, not pizza.

Italian Mamma is wise.