So instead we should just allow unrestricted speeds on tiny and heavily traveled roads? Because that will only end well for all of us.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Maybe I’d not expressed myself clearly (English isn’t my native language). I meant, since it’s a bad thing that men in general don’t get the right cues from women, it’s a small consolation that this cluelessness isn’t only towards women.

oh, you poor thing. Come to WI. My local liquor store has it for $15 for a 30-pack (or cube for you n00bs) and hell, even my grocery store has it for $16 a cube.

shouldn’t you be over on i09 trying to destroy the moon or something?

I, a Regular Man, am also an Ant Commander.

The best part of smoking a brisket is that it takes 1,000,000,000 hours to cook which leaves tons of time for beer and whiskey drinking.

I'd love a week of only hotel / movie theatre stories. I can only imagine what those poor souls have to put up with in a daily basis...

You say “absurd difficulty”, I say “doesn’t coddle the weak”.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

I recently played through a second time and did exactly what you did. I got to around chapter 4 or 5 where you get the diving bell and then ditched the main missions in favor or just being a pirate.

Really? You don't think they can maintain a minimum playerbase of EIGHT PEOPLE at any given time? I could write a web app where you click a button and it plays a fart noise and maintain a playerbase of 8 people.

Thousands of drunk uncles are cursing and throwing things right now

I mean, it's not Morelli's call. That play didn't fall in his area, so he has to trust his other parts of the officiating crew.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

He was acting in defense of another.

And it's actually about nerd culture instead of insulting nerd culture.

I shit on Shiner Bock here once, so they sent me a sampler package and I remember really digging the Ruby Red, but I didn't try it till near the end of summer so it didn't seem useful to write about it. It'll get a good Drunkspin treatment when it comes back around.

Finally they recognize Skyline chili for what it is!