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Ben Abramowitz
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Is it okay to end Return of the King after the Eagles pick up Sam and Frodo?

#NolanFor007

"Wait, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom! Let these worlds be free, PLEASE!!!"

"Superhero landing! They're gonna do a superhero landing!"

What whimsical whimsy of wonderment is this?

You need to do one of these for BvS! Sure, it's not as godawful as this movie, but too much studio involvement from WB and all those Snyder-isms made this movie feel empty.

He needs to do United Passions, last year's FIFA propaganda flop that made only $918 domestic and was released after the corruption scandal, and Jack and Jill, the first film to sweep the Razzies.

Hey! This is Couch Tomato's job!

Where's Pearl Harbor? I thought that trailer did a good job capturing the action of that day with a voiceover of FDR's speech accompanying the big sequence–even if that is all the movie had to offer.

Make one of these for United Passions! Not only is it the lowest-grossing film of all time with $918 US, but it was a FIFA propaganda movie released days after the FIFA corruption scandal last year!

What about all the tributes that A Bug's Life makes to Antz?

The Big Short?

My Worst Movies of 2015:

Where's United Passions? That movie is to soccer what Battlefield Earth is to science-fiction!

Where's the church fight from Kingsman: The Secret Service?

Lena Headey in The Purge?

1. Snowpiercer
2. Birdman
3. LEGO
4. Whiplash
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel
6. Guardians of the Galaxy
7. Gone Girl
8. Interstellar
9. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
10. The Raid 2

It's hard to believe this is the same Tom McCarthy who might win Best Picture and Director this year for Spotlight.

This might sound weird, but I thought that those bugs that Timon and Pumba eat in The Lion King looked SO delicious, even though I SHOULD NOT find that appetizing as a human being.

Benedetto!