I take it to mean if the liquidated all his assets, sold everything he had, he would be worth $163 billion. Some of that money is tied up in property, stock shares, and rich things I’ve probably never heard of.  

Alternatively, Bezos could have taken that two billion to ensure his own employees have a better sense of job security, and more bathrooms.

Jesus, dude.

“Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. But don’t think about that. Don’t be sad, you guys. Focus on something great like Drakkar Noir which I am wearing a lot of tonight. Or the Sharper Image Catalog. What can’t those guys ionize? By the way, I am feeling amazing. I’m going to…

It doesn’t matter what’s in the letter. The only thing that will prevent him from becoming the next SC judge is if he gets hit by a bus, or experiences some other traumatic, unexpected, fatal incident. They could have video of him disemboweling a living human being and eating the entrails and he’d still be confirmed…

Even after the fact he mocked a disabled person and promoted sexual assault.

People have been giving this meme a hard time lately, but we should always remember that a significant number of voters (and the media!) pushed the narrative that Hillary was untrustworthy because of her email server drama while letting Donald Trump slide after a lifetime of being Donald fucking Trump.

Mandatory:

Who would have though that a man who failed at running every business he ran and bankrupted not just one, but two casinos, would make a poor president and pick a cabinet filled with corrupt people just like him.

“That hurricane Maria was an inside job. Perhaps it was a direct order from Obama.”

Here’s a couple ways to spot an unmarked cop car.

Wonderful, wonderful interview! Can I guess that that’s Penn Jillette? Guessing from the Aristocrats docko?

Actually, I should’ve used this clip. The opening to Diller’s 60s sitcom about a formerly rich family gone broke but still trying to live in Southampton. Every word of her theme song applies here! (“Isn’t it marvey-poo?”)

That’s why I chose TaintCoin. I felt it was a buffer between ButtCoin and CockNBallsCoin and safer from market volatility.

Just one thing to say...

I think he’s saying we should do some squats in honor of what the investors will be left with.

*Sighs until i’m dead*