How is legal marijuana production in the USA a security threat? That’s like saying “legal home brewers and micro brewers are threatening the security of the USA!”

Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to “stimulate their genitals.” I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

There’s this picture of Barak Obama my crazy mother and her right wing people love to post of him when he’s really young smoking next to a gross looking young preppy Donald trump. I have no clue if it’s fake or whatever, but Obama is looking super cute. It definitely was not having the effect I think the right wingers…

as a blobfishsexual, I can report in no uncertain terms that Ted is the hot one

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

I’m more than fine with people calling themselves ANTIFA pelting Nazis/White Supremacists with water bottles and telling them to fuck off. That’s getting off very lightly.

Just listen to Trump pronounce it, and understand that he’s no good with words so it has to be the opposite.

Why save Obama? He had eight years to close Guantanamo, bombing of civilians continued in Iraq and Afghanistan during his presidency, he let the worst of the bankers off the hook etc. He may be charming, but he is still a crook.

“One of”? The only Commandment that oily little shitbird hasn’t broken is the one about murder, and that’s from what we know publicly.

Fun fact: Kissinger extended the war by 4.5 years. McCain would have gotten out after 1 year of captivity if not for him. 

There’s not going to be any revolt. Most Americans are completely unaware of this mass inequality. Their idea of being current on politics is yelling on Facebook about who is flying a flag and how high, and whether or not people are standing in front of it or kneeling in front of it.

And you just know these are the same folks who would be tripping over themselves to nail Jesus to the cross for all his commie talk.

The captains of industry had their chance to fix capitalism, but they keep calling out solutions as ‘socialism’ or ‘communism.’

Many, many people are fucking stupid. *A-hem*

But he was also an evil cunt.

TomatoFace losers please go away.

John McCain stans are fucking insane.

Break eggs, make omelette.

Who’s who of Bad men is kinda incorrect.

Cheating is the only way republicans can win. Let’s all get out in November and make sure they can’t do it again.