And I never thought I would say this: “I miss Mittens”. Romney for president sounds almost quaint and brimming with a certain innocence.

Asteroid strikes Washington; fortunately Elizabeth Warren was out of town for a prior engagement.

I don’t disagree, but in the end, humans made these animals their responsibility as horrible as that decision was and sending out an orca that has never even felt the sea would be undeniably cruel.

I guess I must be farther over on the Kinsey scale than you, because while I do find male stripping generally silly, the times I have ended up at places with female strippers, it just makes me sad and/or find it equally silly. Boobs are just as goofy as dicks, really.

You’ll see those guys at some, not all, gay bar stripper nights.

We basically will have a double agent in the White House beginning on January 20th.