Your version may vary but this article got me most of the way there:

Makes me happy I disabled “ok google” after it triggered way too many times for no obvious reason. Except that one time someone on Science Friday said “Doctor Dougal” which was an obvious reason and also made me wonder about the “trusted voice” training I spent so much time doing on my phone.

I still kind of want a white border so it’s harder to see the color from the edges of the card but that’s just my poker face showing.

This is a blatant failure of restorative justice. Everyone already has free credit monitoring already, so everyone is going to opt for the money. Limiting the dollar amount available to that pool to a fraction of what would be required to give the full renumeration to each person in the pool is asinine.

You don’t have space for a cinder block in your stereo cabinet?

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Would it be simpler for you to understand phrased as “it’s almost like poor neighborhoods are statistically more likely to be majority non-white?” or perhaps “most communities with a history of redlining...experience higher land surface temperature than nearby communities that weren’t redlined?”

Shorter Facebook: We take this so seriously we’ve only assigned 5 people to look at it.

Hmm...live in Donald’s America or die drunk...tough choice.

I was hoping ‘the biggest problems’ would include using the same band as Wi-Fi and breaking up whenever you encounter a strong enough public basestation. See also: tech support asking you to turn off Wi-Fi on your device to test streaming audio over bluetooth. Like...where do you think I’m getting that audio?

Came here for this.

Finally a movie where a middle-aged white man saves the world!

I envy your 9 hours and 51 minutes of sleep.

I find it disappointing that the national transportation safety board didn’t mention the transportation safety issue of ‘the bike path she was on spit her out in the middle of the block’

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Apple is usually really good about making up for your missed opportunities, even if they’re your own fault (which I recognize this is not), so it seems like a quick message to their customer support people would be in order here.

Apple is usually really good about making up for your missed opportunities, even if they’re your own fault (which I…

If they gave it a gun, it could shoot people who need help just like a real cop.

For disk wheels (and motorcycles), these are my favorite reflectors

For disk wheels (and motorcycles), these are my favorite reflectors

I’d love to see this thing try to dislodge itself from the ice with frozen batteries mid-January.

I’d love to see a batman beyond movie where Max and Terry change places so that Terri McGinnis is the new batman and everyone thinks it’s suspicious that she’s never around when batman is but are confused because it’s batman, not bat woman so it can’t be her. Meanwhile, nerd guy Max is her sidekick and confidant and…