I assume they’ll use the same automatic filters as Facebook so you’ll be instabanned for saying “men are trash” but ignored if you say “women are trash.”

I kinda miss the visorphone springboard module.

...until the Brexiteers realize he was gay.

Only legit use of the Washington Monument in history.

Please note to whom I am responding.

But many businesses have stopped making these crucial calls because the risk is too great they’re too cheap to hire a human and do it legally.

You know the driver had left her area? Were you recently fired from DoorDash?

“Like a speeding anvil from the sky”
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BRANDISHING 6 SWORDS

I don’t think the speakers are ever actually stolen, they’re just bought super cheap in bulk and sold under the table for minimal profit.

This is ridiculous. It wasn’t that long ago that I got additional free storage for *adding a new device*

BREAKING: Multi-billion-dollar company didn’t realize roads need repaving.

December 2017, just a few months after I got my phone. The only fix for the camera I found was to download some hacked APK of the official Google camera and install that instead, which I wasn’t willing to do. The only fix for the bluetooth was to do a factory reset every week, which only reduced the problem for a…

The camera paints watercolors instead of taking pictures and the bluetooth makes every song sound like bad glitch electronica. I went back and forth with tech support for over a year before they sent me a cheap-ass pair of earbuds to make up for their bluetooth being shitty. Now I‘m keeping the phone as back-up in…

I wish more of this was actually the MCU without special effects. The bit with Spiderman jumping in front of a green screen was gold.

I predict it’ll fail to work properly and they won’t do anything about it. That’s what they did with my OnePlus 5 and I don’t see why they’d change.

Right now, it’s like 22% so not a big deal.

Homes are often wrapped in a synthetic fabric called Tyvek during construction that helps keep moisture out, but it’s not hard to imagine this new material going one step further and helping keep houses warmer in the winter and cooler in the summer

Prepare for the onrush of “This was obviously meant as a joke. Can’t you take a joke?”

I’m definitely looking forward to your follow-up because that’s a movement I could get behind. As productivity has increased and wages stayed stagnant, the only benefit I’ve seen for workers whose jobs have been automated is being freed from doing repetitive work and being injured as a result. Some companies have…

Not even close to 1:1.