ben-rankel
Ben
ben-rankel

Thanks for reading, Ginger!

Can someone flag this bot account

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

Here’s a radical idea: how about when people compete in a game, they act with dignity and treat each other with respect?

GOOD!

As a filthy casual I’m enjoying it. Some things could be better and of course if they change some dynamic of the game it would be nice to know how they did it rather than have to figure it out on your own or search through reddit.

For all the controversy surrounding this game, it always seems like these issues are only discovered by redditors and streamers, who I imagine are probably in the top 10% in terms of hardcore players.

It’s for kids.

Well I’m buying it, but not for me. My kids will love this!

From where i’m sitting this looks like a shit ton of fun with great opportunities for it to expand in the future. Looks like an amazing way for kids to build and play in a way that isn’t just plopping down on the couch and rotting their eyes out. Generally nintendo delivers fun experiences. This is a cool product with

Yeah they just should’ve sticked to the normal mainstream route and make people addicted to gambling with virtual lootboxes.
I mean who cares about creativity?
Though I must admit they’re too pricey for my liking. But kids stuff always is.
Leave it to the internet to once again overreact for something they’re not even

And the most cynical take of the year award goes to....

You seem fun.

How were we supposed to know that the bingo board itself would transform into the new Nintendo accessory?

Love it or hate it, you can honestly say that this wasn’t anywhere on anyone’s “Nintendo Announcement” bingo board.

I don’t know how I feel about this. I’m pretty sure I’d desperately want one if I were a kid though.