Vettel gets ass handed to him by the new guy, quits team and goes to Ferrari.

Ok Jason, another weird Brazilian beetle: the Fitti-Fusca, a two engines race car built by Emerson and brother Wilson Fittipaldi back in the 60´s

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Marussia's reaction to the news.

Surely I can't be the only one who would totally drive a LaFerrarivan?

I would buy this thing so hard if I wasnt a teenager and poor

And better looking than an Enzo too.

I actually know this specific car. it's often parked on DongSiShiTiao road in Beijing, but that was in 2011 when I lived in that building. I remember when it got the paint job cuz i thought it was a L'Or Blanc but it was in the same space. original paint job was Dark Blue Tinted/ Carbon White Silver

That looks a lot like the one spotted in Orange County last week cruising along the 5 freeway. (Aug 13th to be exact)

Is "pending approval" not working on sub-blogs yet? The famous "$9500 check for 12 hours of work" spammer is still here..

This video has convinced me that the electric car will never match up to the noise of a Ferrari 250 breadvan.

Church: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOSE AND I HATE BABIES!

You can scratch #1 off the list....real life warthog

Simmons, I want you to poison his next meal.

Looks like a Puma to me

I watched this shitstorm on Twitter. (She's fearless when confronted with shit like this, btw.) Guys. SHE NEVER SAID 'I WANT FREE TAMPONS.' She only asked if people knew about any programs in other countries. Just asking that simple question provoked people to call her a cunt. Also, I highly recommend following…

I'm PMSing and I have a menstrual migraine - can I PLEASE punch all of these stupid tweeters in their collective faces? #TamponsShouldBeSubsidized

He does a lot of what should have been obvious to the U.S. military high command. My parents were missionaries, and cross-cultural evangelism is a lot of what the military was trying to do (unsuccessfully).

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it