nice to see the "Pledge" reset

joe paterno said "when i was growing up boxing was a jewish guy's sport"

@Rockwell: "hit" = "have sex with"

actually, we learned a third thing from the video: austrian TV announcers are much cooler than the ones we have here

you know what is amazing? probably 2,000+ people have read this thread, and not a one of them would hit selena roberts for any reason on any day in any mood or state of altered consciousness for any reason.

judging by the accent, i believe it is canadian that is the official language of hockey trash talk- that "austrian"'s accent is thicker than most canadians

there's something "Blazing Saddles"-ish about these girls' story- i'm guessing they had a grocery bag full of "Jimmy Dean" in their car

Are we sure the one on the purple shirt is a female, even by Olympics standards?

how high does the unemployment rate have to be for at least one OECD white guy to be true "hope" instead of "hype"?

@The_Halcyon_Days_of_Otis_Nixon: don't forget "heady"

@MrRedDevil: sure it's not. and damien thorne did not roll that woman over and butt-rape her in "omen 3" either.

@Fatty_B: +1 there is a little "tokyo rose" motif working there (and, yes, i know koreans and japanese do not "look the same")

The only thing better than the fight will be Canseco wailing that the guy got his size from juicing.

BTW, if Mortenson had been signed as a FA before Graham Harrell, Mike Leach would have blown one of those worms like the 'roid guy from yesterday.

Jerry Glanville checked himself into the Psych Ward when he heard Mortenson had a natural son.

I just hope a radio guy with class like Johnny Most comes out of the East. Oh.

Rick Perry is furious: "I told you to release clouds of HPV, not H1N1!"

@CoolHwhip: touche'

ManU, in the Semis, literally won every ball in the first half (against Arsenal). It's mind-boggling.

that reminds me of the picture of the guys leering over Jamal Anderson in the nightclub. only the passed-out Anderson was more lucid and less gay than Lasorda here.