i'm trying to understand the motivations here, for a 47-year-old woman to be engaged in sexual anything with these girls? i'm guessing she's a lesbian (yes, i see she has a daughter) because they could go to a straight club ("chippendales" or whatever) if they wanted to ogle guys, right? this whole drag thing was…

@Her?: guessing you'd be banned if that was anti-anything but muslim

@David Hume: why not the titte? makes the whole "titty dancer in the VIP room at the after-hours club" motif perfect.

@Hey Otis!: bingo! +1

since he's not black the coaching ban is probably worse than what florida will do to him.

@Fatty_B: you think a-rod doesn't swoon? seriously- the dude is "confused" to put it mildly

open-reel is do "do the right thing", steven a

"cocksucker" is the new "gosh-darnit," eh?

@VTBen: call them "Slumpbusters"

Anyone else find it ironic that Bernard Goetz is now so concerned with his own civil liberties?

@ConfidoBoyd: brilliant.

@MidwestCoastBias: i'm picturing the astronaut (in her car) wearing the diapers

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: no surprise, 2 HOF posters tie here

@UkraineNotWeak: twisted!

@Mo Knows Ladies: Huh huh huh huh he said "hard."

Whomever writes copy for CBS13 needs to take a course in remedial English. It took me 3 tries to make it through 3 sentences.

@Gordon Gekko-Shumway: every member of the Brazil National Soccer team?

@wonderlic—-myballs: i owe you a sincere apology- i was caught up in the heat of the moment. although i am tempted to pull a 'beckett' and say that diss was not aimed at you, i won't.

@wonderlic—-myballs: you also don't hold the ball for 11 seconds, dickface

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: nice.