I'm confused: Placido Polanco's HGH is growing horns out his temples, but Winslow's HGH is growing a horn out his chin.

The Luke Scott at-bat was the ultimate: Sabathia being paid $28 million/season and afraid to throw a strike. Would rather walk the guy and make an excuse than risk throwing a strike. What a tub of goo!

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: $50 says these Einsteins don't think to power the phones down.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: brilliant!

@Mordochronic: Jack Haley got a player's ring without playing. This record is the NBA's version of Joe D's streak- likely to stand the test of time.

anyone else think this looks heavily scripted?

@JoeFlaccoSolo-Brow: Mangini is greasier than a Philly Cheesesteak sandwich.

Amazing how Lawson always wins. Is he about to buy some letters of transit ... to the NBA Lottery?

@Thundercracker: nice

@VTBen: one's fat and gay. the other one puts on a bib.

@Paul.B.Dodd: umm, isn't that what objective journalism would hope to do, namely paint an accurate portrait of the red sox's pencil-dicked steroid freak?

let me get this straight- the premise of this article is that short white guys with inferiority complexes are the "poster children" for steroid-free living?

@Gourmet Spud: Plax is a pistol.

@Hatey McLife: Non-sequitur, but perhaps the greatest recent NY Post headline was "Ike Beats Tina to Death"

Can we just fold the Pirates frsanchise now?

David Steele can have all the Rick Reilly he wants. Fuck him and the high horse he rode in here on.

@Chuck Knoblockhead: +1/2

Does anyone think you could go around slandering like this if Manny happened to be white? Serious question.

Ahem, it seems she left something out (lotsa girls do, of course)- the only "helmet" baseball players wear is one she would only see well after dinner.

WTF is it with the Seattle-area douchebags and lime green? I spend a lot of time in the Pacific Northwest, and I can assure you there is no such thing as a lime green conifer. If you go to Miami you can see pastel-colored anything, but not in the opposite corner of the Continental U.S. This is about the worst churn of…