they have more "#1" classes than PC high schools have "Valedictorian"s

I'd pile on, but I still can't get past "Nu'Keese"- are you kidding? "Nu'Keese"?

Quote: "50 years in baseball, and that's the dumbest fucking team name I've ever heard"

Sure he's going to retire because we're a bunch of meanies. Sure he is. The US will be shut out in 2012 while he goes for the big money in the Professional Swimming League.

somebody better tell EV he's not playing in Texas anymore.

So, Becks Pastprime joins the mass exodus from LA- I guess it's safe to say he doesn't have to go on the U-Haul waiting list

January 16th? Good thing for the NBA that OKC isn't in civilization- the "series of tubes" almost buried this.

@Yostal: only if you are a Republicam. if you are a Democrat, you will be caught.

It's a good thing Knight is White- they shoot brothers for less in Lubbock.

I'm not clever enough to make this wicked, but it's sweet irony that some Red State Bush/McCain-loving Confederate piece of shit frat boy narc'd on our national hero like this and "helped the terrorists win."

@BrockMiddlebrook: yo dat

@crazyjoedavola: outstanding

man, if i lived in st. louis, i'd pay to see that.

does tanya have some medical condition where a second pair of giant tits grows off the ends of the first giant pair? seriously, each of those is bigger than my 5-year-old.

@Weed Against Speed: (bowing down)

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: winner gets the FIOS guy

meanwhile, Santonio "John" Holmes reveales he sold drugs as a youth:

that Lamborghini looks like it has maroon cloth interior ripped off a Trans-Am- Edge only has a few teams he can choose from to avoid eating the 30% hit he took when he drove that out the showroom door.

It's a good thing kickers aren't on steroids- think how big Reed would be then.