You’re doing it wrong.
This is an MGS game, the true place of peace for snake while also portable, is in here:

It’s a good thing, too, what with all the online notifications when you start the game. What kind of idiotic design decision was that?!

#shotsfired

#intohisparents...

He is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND

Arab Vegeta.

I hope I’m not the only person who felt sorry for Mewtwo. LOOK AT THAT GLEEFUL MOB KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

So... This rare specimen only comes out during typhoons? Intruiging...

I can just imagine him sneaking out of the heavily armed murder camp that is konami headquarters to do this. Most likely in a cardboard box.