That's sad because I just heard not all presents like you. :(

Earthworm Jim is quietly sneaking away just off-panel.

Necessary to post.

My birthday is in May too! But I already have the game pre-bought as part of a trilogy pack :)

I bet it will be delayed again until Christmas 2015.

The internet has yet to turn me into a homicidal pigeon with telepathic powers.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

I have never witnessed a more lackluster rendition of "let my people go."

me too..!! It's awesome..

Sure, friends... on eBay.

Rawwwwr!

Gotta love the Canadian justice system. In goes chubby boy out comes Slenderman?

more like emo years

Is Angelina Jolie involved?

Honestly, Sony and Nintendo aren't really rivals anymore. Wii U attracts a different market than the PS4, they're not really competing for anything. And on the portable side... well, sadly the Vita is as good as dead in comparison with the 3DS, so there is no competition whatsoever.

No sometimes people are just dicks.

I don't know, I think it's more conditioning on some levels. Some would likely be down to potential issues with anger, sure. But what he did has been done as a prank numerous times before, without "mental issues" being brought into it.

oh god the memories of this movie are flooding back!