His power level...it's over 9000!

Trojan Horse is part of the Iliadic cycle, but not in Homer's Iliad.

ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ

I lost it at Celine Dion

Julian Assange's true nature?

Oh yeah I know, but the FAT BAT makes it so much better

The hilarity if George Clooney's Batman > Ben Affleck's Batman

Check the pic reply I sent (speaking about fatness)

You forgot about this:
"I ATE THE NIGHT"

Dark Souls 3D

Coming Soon Summer 2015

Forecast for tomorrow: Strong Winds and chances of HAIL

"I'm on a boat"

Well I guess in your defense, the mecha DOES sorta look like Shinji....if you squint a little. Also, boo for not watching anime/reading manga. (Pro-tip: Don't admit it in this website, you're gonna get flamed for it).

Oh look, a Titan in an even larger Titan.

This is how I interpret your article.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

Or any heroes in the Iliad. The story of Iliad (the Anger of Achilles) started because of a dispute about loot between Agamemnon and Achilles.

"The real Dark Souls starts here"

Jake's gonna fuck your shit up!